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Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday. The grunting really makes it. (via Tastefully Offensive)- Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and...

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Thursday Morning Links Are Well-Informed, Extremely Political

Is the Muslim Brotherhood trying to assassinate the Emperor? Get your sh*t together, Rick.- Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us...

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Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

Here’s one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag. From College Football Section (wait, what?):Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum visited LSU’s Alex Box Stadium over the weekend...

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I For One Welcome Our New Ketchup Robot Overlords (and Morning Links)

That song makes everything funnier.- Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us on Facebook.LinksUPROXX Live Q&A With ‘Archer’s’...

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Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old

I have no way of knowing this for sure, but I’m absolutely convinced that Foster Friess — the right-wing billionaire who’s funding Rick Santorum’s comic bid to repeal the 20th century — is the person...

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Rick Santorum Re-Imagined As A Japanese Girl: Rick Santorum-san

Some things are funny but defy all explanation. This, Rick Santorum-san, is one of those things. Here, allow the person running the Rick Santorum-san Tumblr to explain it… Rick Santorum-san is...

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Photoshop Challenge: What’s On Rick Santorum’s Etch-A-Sketch?

[via] If you haven’t heard, Mitt Romney’s adviser Eric Fehrnstrom compared their general election strategy to an Etch-A-Sketch (“You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again.”), and the...

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Conan’s Celebrity ‘Why Would You Tweet That?’ Bit Killed Last Night

So that was a pretty eventful Conan last night, huh? First Ron Burgandy dropped by to announce that the Anchorman sequel we all thought was as good as dead IS ON, then Dana Carvey announced Wayne’s...

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Megadeth Lead Singer Dave Mustaine Comes Out As A Birther

You may recall how a few weeks ago Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine came out in support of hilarious cartoon villain Rick Santorum, because he did too many drugs back in the day or something. But now...

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Twitter Reacts To Rick Santorum Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race

As you may have heard, fornication-obsessed cucumber Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign this afternoon, ending our improbable, long, national nightmare and giving me perhaps one last...

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Creepy Creep Rick Santorum Just HAD To Inject Himself Into The Whole...

I’ll be honest with you guys: I haven’t been playing as close attention to this whole Chick-Fil-A controversy as I normally would because it’s distressing the hell out of me. On the one hand, I’m in...

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Political Kombat '12

Mitt Romney does battle with Herman Cain and Rick Santorum in the first episode of Slate’s new animated series, which tells the story of the 2012 presidential election through Mortal Kombat-style video...

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Stephen Colbert Playfully Mocked All Of Rick Santorum’s Beliefs In The...

When I read that Rick Santorum was to appear on The Colbert Report last night I assumed it would just be Colbert in a sweater vest channeling Santorum and announcing his intentions to run for...

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Rick Santorum is trying to steal Kirk Cameron’s Jesus thunder

One thing the fundies seem to be great at, in addition to prayin’ and havin’ stupid haircuts, is makin’ money. Kirk Cameron’s Fireproof cost half a million to make and went on to gross $33 million....

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Rick Santorum adds “producing movies” to the list of things he sucks at

I will never get tired of this picture. Former Senator and cum fart cocktail namesake Rick Santorum was tapped, with much ballyhoo, to be CEO of a faith-based film studio called EchoLight Studios back...

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Thursday Morning Links Are Well-Informed, Extremely Political

Is the Muslim Brotherhood trying to assassinate the Emperor? Get your sh*t together, Rick. - Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us...

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Rick Santorum Wants To End The 'Pandemic' That Is Porn

As you probably know, sex-obsessed human dildo Rick Santorum has been using his hilarious and scary presidential run as a campaign to take America back to the good old days of the middle ages. He’s...

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Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

Here’s one for the KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS tag. From College Football Section (wait, what?): Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum visited LSU’s Alex Box Stadium over the weekend...

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I For One Welcome Our New Ketchup Robot Overlords (and Morning Links)

That song makes everything funnier. - Follow us on Twitter @withleather - Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy - Like us on Facebook. Links UPROXX Live Q&A With ‘Archer’s’...

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Meme Watch: Pissed Old Guy Is Very Pissed, Very Old

I have no way of knowing this for sure, but I’m absolutely convinced that Foster Friess — the right-wing billionaire who’s funding Rick Santorum’s comic bid to repeal the 20th century — is the person...

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